Saturday, February 28

funny

One day, a fat man came to a doctor. He was very unhappy. The doctor examined him carefully and then he said, “well, the first thing you must do is to eat as little bread, potatoes and sweet things as possible. And the second is to smoke only one cigar a day.”
The fat man came back a month later. He looked thinner, and even less well than the last time he visited the doctor.
“I managed to stop eating bread, potatoes, and sweet quite easily, doctor, ‘ he said unhappily, ‘that cigar everyday tastes terrible. I’m sure that it’s killing me slowly. You see, I had never smoked anything before.”
(English Department, State University of Semarang 2003)

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